Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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