HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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