i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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