Pappa wants mamma naked
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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