when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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