seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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