i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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