Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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