:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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