Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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