jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
The best revenge is premature balding
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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