dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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