Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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