he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
