Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It's blow job season.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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