I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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