i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Bring me that man meat
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
