the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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