So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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