Well apparently he's into motor boating.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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