You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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