so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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