is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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