the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just google imaged poop.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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