maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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