Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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