what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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