I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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