I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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