what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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