we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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