Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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