Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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