There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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