You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
