I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I pour the whiskey from now on
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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