I think I died a long time ago.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
