i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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