The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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