My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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