awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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