So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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