I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
That was an excessively violent trivia night
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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