no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
it glows. i had to have it.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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