"it" just moved
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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