Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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