her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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