I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm always down for nudity.
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