i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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