Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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