To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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