we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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