Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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