You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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