I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
