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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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